Sunday, August 24, 2008

Clique language

Hey People!

Wanna know how to speak 100 percent like the pretty committee? Here's how:


Be a true insider – speak the same language as The Pretty Committee:
What do you say?
What does it mean?

Ahb-viously
Obviously (obviously!)

Ah-dorable
Soooo cute

Ah-dore
Like it a lot

Ah-greed
Totally think you’re right

Ah-mazing
The best ever

Ah-nnoying
Like a pebble in your shoe. Or Claire’s little brother Todd.

Alpha
Leader

Alpha status
Being the leader

Apple-C
Copy / Copying / Copycat

Aw-nestly
For real

Ay-sap
ASAP

B-listers
Not an Alpha – someone who isn’t worthy, totally on the b-list

Busted!
Caught / Oops!

Current State of the Union
Massie's daily listing of what's hot/not

D2M
Dead to Me

DEC
Direct Eye Contact

Dial P for Phony
or L for Loser, etc.

Done
Okay

Done, done and done
Decided, conversation completely over

DSL Daters
Girls who hook up quickly

Ehmagawd
OMG

E-nuff
I can’t take any more

EW
Eternal Wannabe

FEW
Friend of an Eternal Wannabe

File
Fake-smile

Firsty-lasty status
Using someone’s first and last name;status given only to the cutest boys

Giggle-blurted
A nervous half laugh/half talk

Given
Obviously / Of course

Glambition
Lip gloss line created by TPC in the first book

GLU
Girls Like Us

Go awn
What are you waiting for?

Gossip points
Points awarded for good gossip

H2G
Hard to get

HART
Hawt, Alpha, Rich, Toned – qualities of A-list Boys

Hawt
Opposite of ugly

Heart it/I heart
I love

I double-dog heart that
Love it x 10

J'adore
I love

Jobby
A job-hobby – something you do for fun, nawt money (like making jewelry in your bedroom and selling it to a local boutique)

Laytah
See ya

LBR
Loser Beyond Repair

LISP
Little Seventh Grade Peon

Luh-v
Loooove

MAP
Maximum Alpha Potential

MSP
Major Star Potential

Nawt
In no way. At all. Ever.

Nuh-thing
Nada

OCD
Octavian Country Day School

OL
Off Limits

Opposite of true
False (get it?)

Panic-bolt
A bolt of fear driven by panic

PC
Private Conversation

Point
Yes / Good point

Por fah-vor
Please

POTI
Pretty on the Inside

POTO
Pretty on the Outside

Puh-lease
As if! Or sometimes meaning ‘pretty please’

Punch-backs
A game -- be the first to spot a particular item and punch your friend (e.g., “Burberry poncho, no punch-backs”)

Shoporexic
Not being able to shop

Swear on Bean
Bean is Massie's dog; means ‘swear to god’

TFFW
Too funny for words

TPC
The Pretty Committee (duh)

Turn-awff
Opposite of desirable

VIG
Very Important Guest

Wannabes
Followers, not Clique-worthy girls

Wear or dare
A game -- if you don’t do the dare, you have to wear

Word jumbles
A word game -- “rorsy” for “sorry”, “meowsa” for “awesome”

8 comments:

Jazmine said...

OMG Thanks 4 the Update!!!! I LOVE the Clique! I really wanted to learn the "Language" and I found it here! Thanks again! L8r!

Harriett Claire Torreon said...

i just wanna know what 'AWN' is/thanks

Anonymous said...

Harriett, "awn" is on. as in come awn! get it?

cerise said...

A lisp is a little insignificant seventh-grade pee-on actually it says in the It's not easy being mean book

Anonymous said...

what is bfbc and
awfah

ihearttheprettycommittee said...

EHMAGAWD!! i just wanna know what "well" is.. in clique language.. :) thanks

aillison said...

did u lik, get this from the cliquetionary or wat?

aillison said...

did u lik, get this from the cliquetionary or wat?